"Shit Head"
$65.00
$10.00 Shipping & Handling (Domestic)
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SHIT HEAD - The Ultimate Insult
An all glass life-size head packed
with our finest composted manure.
Included card reads: A person like you deserves to get ahead in life.
Here's yours, shithead! |
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SHIT FOR BRAINS - For the Know-It-All
Head-sized plastic brain jello
mold, packed and sealed with composed manure.
Included
card reads: Anyone talking to you for any length of
time is bound to discover the obvious - You have shit
for brains! |
"Shit For Brains"
$55.00
$10.00 Shipping & Handling (Domestic)
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"Shit Face"
$45.00
$10.00 Shipping & Handling (Domestic)
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SHIT FACE - Perfect for the partier
Halloween-sized face mask packed
and sealed with composted manure.
Included card reads: Here's how most people, including me, see you - shit
faced! |
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SACK OF SHIT - For the "Blow Hards"
Burlap sack filled with our packed
& sealed manure. Included card reads:
Even someone as
full of shit as you must run low at times. So here's a
refill, you sack of shit! |
"Sack of Shit"
$35.00
$10.00 Shipping & Handling (Domestic)
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*We will include a card with your personal
insult, if desired; ours are optional. We will send any
non-threatening message for you. We reserve the right to
refuse any controversial requests.