Sometimes Revenge Stinks
The Ultimate Prank, Practical Joke, Or Gag Gift!
 

The Shit Head - The Ultimate Insult

An all glass life-size head packed with our finest composted manure.

Include your own message* or send our standard message "A person like you deserves to get ahead in life. Here's yours, shithead!"

Price: $65.00
Shipping & Handeling: $10.00 (Domestic)

Shit For Brains - For the Know-It-All

Head-sized plastic brain jello mold, packed and sealed with composed manure.

Include your own message *or send our standard message "Anyone talking to you for any length of time is bound to discover the obvious - You have shit for brains!"

Price: $55.00
Shipping & Handeling: $10.00 (Domestic)

Shit Face - Perfect for the Partier

Halloween-sized face mask packed and sealed with composted manure.

Include your own message* or send our standard message "Here's how most people, including me, see you - shit faced!"

Price: $45.00
Shipping & Handeling: $10.00 (Domestic)

Sack of Shit - For the "Blow Hards"

Burlap sack filled with our packed & sealed manure.

Include your own message* or send our standard message "Even someone as full of shit as you must run low at times. So here's a refill, you sack of shit!"

Price: $35.00
Shipping & Handeling: $10.00 (Domestic)

*We will include a card with your personal insult, if desired; ours are optional. We will send any non-threatening message for you. We reserve the right to refuse any controversial requests.