The Shit Head - The Ultimate Insult
An all glass life-size head packed with our finest composted manure.
Include your own message* or send our standard message "A person like you deserves to get ahead in life. Here's yours, shithead!"
Price: $65.00
Shipping & Handeling: $10.00 (Domestic)
Shit For Brains - For the Know-It-All
Head-sized plastic brain jello mold, packed and sealed with composed manure.
Include your own message *or send our standard message "Anyone talking to you for any length of time is bound to discover the obvious - You have shit for brains!"
Price: $55.00
Shipping & Handeling: $10.00 (Domestic)
Shit Face - Perfect for the Partier
Halloween-sized face mask packed and sealed with composted manure.
Include your own message* or send our standard message "Here's how most people, including me, see you - shit faced!"
Price: $45.00
Shipping & Handeling: $10.00 (Domestic)
Sack of Shit - For the "Blow Hards"
Burlap sack filled with our packed & sealed manure.
Include your own message* or send our standard message "Even someone as full of shit as you must run low at times. So here's a refill, you sack of shit!"
Price: $35.00
Shipping & Handeling: $10.00 (Domestic)
